Expectations vs Reality

We all expect too much from small things, don’t we? We expect to look good when going to prom, when in reality, we look like Tarzan.

We expect to smile at our crush beautifully, when in reality, we’re scaring them off.

Anyway, I’m not going to lecture you today because I’ve decided to make you guys laugh a little!

Below are some images from different sources that I stumbled upon on and I can’t wait for you to giggle away too.

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That’s it for today 😂

I hope I made you guys smile! Because I sure did~

Do comment below which Expectation vs Reality image you like the best or laughed at the most!

Peace neighbors,

See you in my next post~

I’M THE WRITER NEXT DOOR! 

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Writer’s problems

Okay, so we all are writers, we all have problems. I bet you a million bucks if you ever find a writer who doesn’t have problems writing or who doesn’t have a fricking writer’s block because I’m tellin’ ya mate, it’s impossible to find one.

As we, the writers, we go through so much. So damn much that it’s sometimes irritable and you just wanna bang your head on the table and die.

Let me list a few relatable problems that even writers who didn’t even start writing yet, go through.

  1. You open your word, you sit in a nice cozy chair and you crack your knuckles and neck to begin writing but, you remember that you haven’t even given a name to your character or from where he/she is from! So you, my dear, end up spending half of your important day researching names and histories when you would’ve already written, say, a whole one chapter!
  2. You know what you want your character to say, it’s in your mind, it’s on the tip of your tongue, and hell, you even speak out loud in the shower but you don’t know how to get it on the blank page that has been waiting for you for fifteen minutes.
  3. You know where your story is going to go. You know what’s going to happen in the next two or three chapters but you know what’s the problem? No energy or motivation to write…
  4. You are reading my blog instead of writing. I thank you for that, love.
  5. When you go and pee and settle yourself in your warm bed and pull up your sheets, you get a damn brilliant idea and you keep telling yourself that you’ll remember this in the morning but alas, you look like a stranded boy on a stranded island.
  6. The one time when you have the urge to write. When the creative energy in your body is just too much to control, you have no idea what to write. Tut tut tut.
  7. When you get more emotional than the character itself. Like, seriously, while my character is just sniffing, I’m here shedding a waterfall that’s able to fill a 2 liter glass of water!

And last but not the least,

8. Imagining characters like they are alive. I always talk to my sister about my character’s; what wrong they did or what right they did or what the hell their problem is for not confessing to the girl they like!

I hope these problems are relatable with all the writers around the world and if they are not relatable then please, tell me your inner secret of not having these simple problems.

Thank you for reading and so long!

I’m your writer next door.

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Being Lazy

Okay let’s be honest here guys, we all are lazy.

Somewhere when the time comes, people abruptly change.

Like if you are an energetic person, one day you will not feel so and just lay on your bed sloppily.

Or if you are a person who lays on the bed but then suddenly you remember that you have to submit your freaking homework, then automatically you become an active and tireless person.

Nevertheless, this world has many likely and unlikely people.

One of them, I have to say are rather funny and blithe type of people. The lazy ones.

They don’t seem to care about anything, nor do they get annoyed by anything, and neither do they think of their future, which is kinda terrifying to accept.

Not that I am saying all lazy individuals are like that. No, everyone is different.

Perhaps, one of you might relate yourself by the pointers I’m going to write below, but don’t take this to heart alright? You never know, one can find in oneself a few comedic things about themselves.

1 ) You pretend you didn’t hear someone call your name because you don’t want to get up.

2) You say “Never mind” when someone asks you to repeat cause you don’t feel like talking again. Now that I recall, I do that a lot as a matter of fact.

3) Have you ever dropped your phone on your face because you were texting laying down? I have and believe me, I have stopped doing that. Don’t want to ruin my pretty face now, do I?

4) Throwing things at people when they ask you to pass them something. Easy that way than getting up from your warm couch and walking over to them.

5) Trying to pick something up with your feet so you don’t have to bend over.

6) Mom asks you to call your sibling, so you just yell their name at the top of your lungs from where you’re sitting. Always done that.

7) When you still haven’t unpacked your suitcase after you got home from a trip three weeks ago.

8) Never logging out of anything so you don’t have to log back in.

9) Waiting until the last second only to leap like a cheetah to get your laptop charger and plug it in.

10 ) Having to check your phone to know what day of the week it is.

Nowadays, I probably think each and everyone is like that.

Let’s admit, laziness is the essence of life.

Stay yourself. Don’t over work cause at the end of the day, you are going to use your camera to check your hair and makeup because you don’t want to get up and look in the mirror.

Your writer next door,

Aaliyah.

 

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