Get up my love,
and brush your teeth.
Head to the kitchen and turn on the heat.
Grab your slices of brown bread and toast it nicely,
Let the sides crisp and then remove it onto a plate carefully.
Don’t forget to turn off the heat!
Spread your favorite butter and jam and then eat.
Fill your tummy with something delicious,
Sure, you’re dieting but don’t let your mom get suspicious.
Clean the plate, dry it and place it back in its rack,
Then tiptoe your way back–
To your room and sleep it off,
until mom comes or your alarm goes off!
– A mundane poem